Do you have a useless superpower? Or its opposite, a mild kryptonite? My mild kryptonite is estimating the correct amount of pasta to cook. I never, ever get it right. My useless superpower is that I read really fast.

If Laramie had a useless superpower I’d say it’s that no one ever has to wait through more than one red light cycle. Its kryptonite is that it saves the rain for when the farmers’ market is in session.

Tell me yours!