My friends from church have planned a virtual activity where we get together over Zoom and talk about things we’ve learned during the pandemic. I imagine some of them learned how to bake bread or maybe mastered a new craft. On the other hand, there’s me, who picked up the skill of hiding in the bathroom from my kids. Since I have no plans to show people my bathroom hiding spot over Zoom, I decided to share how many TV shows I’ve watched since the start of the pandemic.

Twenty-seven. 

TWENTY-SEVEN.

Bless Netflix and Viki, without which I would have had to learn how to make macarons or crochet.